Soon I Will Be Clutching My Stapler in the Basement

I am mad cause I forgot to bring a highlighter with me to work today. Why, I am sure you are thinking, would I need to bring a highlighter to work with me? Well the answer is that the highlighter I had to literally steal off someone's desk in order to do my job is running out. And they are office supply Nazis here. Yes, I could just go and ask for a highlighter from the receptionist and I would get one, but you know what? I am a grown ass woman and I don't want to ask people to dole out staples, printer paper, highlighters to me. I just want to have access to them without having to ask mommy for them. So I planned on bringing one of the many highlighters I have left over from my days at Sensenbrenner High but I forgot. I will make this highlighter last me through the day if it is the last thing I do on this earth.

Or Maybe Disco Balls, I Want to Feel Your Knowledge

I have been trying to come up with an awesome new catch phrase that will enter the public lexicon and signify the hottest thing. Like, instead of saying something is "awesome" or "sweet" someone could utter my phrase and people would instantly understand that the speaker was trying to convey the extreme coolness of said thing. But I don't want my phrase to make any sense whatsoever, because words used to describe how "cool" something is NEVER MAKE SENSE. Like gnarly, rad, awesome, cool, hot, neat. These words mean nothing, NOTHING I TELL YOU. So anyways, the first thing I came up with was "snap, my hat goes woop woop." If you see a cool car rolling down the street, look at it and say, "snap, my hat goes woop woop." When I say it I do the woop woop in a crazy kind of rapper voice, like I am a rapper and ad libbing a hot little "woop woop" in the middle of my funky new track. Try it right now, and make the woop woop your own. I really want this to catch on, but I am still ruminating on the perfect combination of words strung together to convey the pinacle of coolness. "Snap, my hat goes woop woop" is just something I came up with off the top of my head, imagine what I could do with time...

I love DVR

Having DVR means I can DVR the entire run of Entourage that was on HBO last night and watch it in my jammies in one shot whilst hungover. Yea, DVR, you are my friend.