Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Or Maybe Disco Balls, I Want to Feel Your Knowledge
I have been trying to come up with an awesome new catch phrase that will enter the public lexicon and signify the hottest thing. Like, instead of saying something is "awesome" or "sweet" someone could utter my phrase and people would instantly understand that the speaker was trying to convey the extreme coolness of said thing. But I don't want my phrase to make any sense whatsoever, because words used to describe how "cool" something is NEVER MAKE SENSE. Like gnarly, rad, awesome, cool, hot, neat. These words mean nothing, NOTHING I TELL YOU. So anyways, the first thing I came up with was "snap, my hat goes woop woop." If you see a cool car rolling down the street, look at it and say, "snap, my hat goes woop woop." When I say it I do the woop woop in a crazy kind of rapper voice, like I am a rapper and ad libbing a hot little "woop woop" in the middle of my funky new track. Try it right now, and make the woop woop your own. I really want this to catch on, but I am still ruminating on the perfect combination of words strung together to convey the pinacle of coolness. "Snap, my hat goes woop woop" is just something I came up with off the top of my head, imagine what I could do with time...
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