Cum receptacle is my new fave saying. I bet Jaime really is a crusty whore.

via Passive Aggressive Notes

Observation

I just looked at myself in the mirror and thought, these pants make my
butt look huge and then I realized, I just have a big butt.

Something That Brings a Smile to My Face

This is what I see every time I go to the login screen for Westlaw (a legal research site for all of you NON-lawyers reading this.) And, of course, it makes me think of the most famous pirate lawyer evah, Chareth Cutestory.

I used to love the slimosine

But now we are mortal enemies

I used to love Geoff Jenkins

But now he is my mortal enemy.

Dear blogosphere

Hell-woah all. I am at the brewers game and it's awesome. EXCEPT for
the weird woman in front of us who is breast feeding her baby, WHILE
drinking a beer. All righty then.