Dear girl at the gym

I get it, you have a tramp stamp. Congratufuckulations. You don't have
to roll down your sweatpants so everyone can see it. SERIOUSLY.

Question, and the no shit quote of the day

Question: do wilbon and kornheiser even do PTI together anymore? I was
all excited to be at the gym at 430 so I could watch and then wilbon
was absent. Eff it.

The NO SHIT quote of the day: abstinence is "not at all effective." -
Bristol palin. Someone give that young lady a high five. And some
condoms.

You take the good, you take the bad

The good thing about losing weight, is duh, but the bad thing about
losing weight is none of your pants fit and you have to walk to lunch
holding up your waistband so you don't show off your belly to the
weird construction workers outside your building.

Here's how to get pumped on a Friday morn when you have no desire to go to work

Blast Girl Talk's "The Night Ripper" album. I feel like dancing my way downtown.

Testing... 1, 2, 3

Now when I write a blog entry it automatically imports to my facebook. Oh facebook, I wish I knew how to quit you.