Friday, November 28, 2008

Somebody please explain to me

What the purpose of The Bad Girls Club on oxygen is? I keep seeing
commercials for it, even on other networks, and it looks like the
whole idea of the show is to get a bunch of crazy girls together who
will physically fight each other and act like total fools. That
doesn't seem like a very cool idea to me.

Also, I have been watching who wants to be millionaire reruns on the
game show network, and it makes me physically uncomfortable when
people don't know easy questions! I just had to turn it off cause some
goofball used all his lifelines before he even got to 32 thousand.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

We're gonna need a montage

If I was directing a romantic comedy, the falling in love montage
would be set to "Slide" by the Goo Goo Dolls.

I have such an irrational love for that song.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

People on My List

So, I have my monthly massage at 615 (yes, I get monthly massages and
they. Are. Awesome.). I was planning on staying at work until I had to
leave, but then a co-worker needed me to jump their car in the parking
garage, so after Honky saved the day I just left for my appt and am
now sitting outside my massage place 15 mins early, so I decided to
write a blog about people who are currently on my list (cue ominous
music).

1) the new York yankees.
The Yankees are ALWAYS on the list, but even more so now cause they
are trying to tempt my dear CC away. Hands off Yankees!

2) whoever greenlit a sex and the city sequel
No, just no. The movie ended everything so perfectly, what more can
they do? Plus I don't want to see Charlotte's whore daughter ever
again, she's just evil.

3) anyone who took a picture of me dancing this past weekend
You know who you are.

4) kenley
Kenley was off the list cause I needed to let go and let god (I didn't
actually let god, I just like to use that phrase in an ironic manner
cause I am a heathen) but then this morning Tim gunn (!!!) was on the
radio and he was talking about how much more awful kenley was in real
life and she went right. Back. On. The. List. Ugh, she's the worst.

That's all I have time for right now, but believe me, this list is far
from exhaustive.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008