Hey Kenley

Go suck a big fat dick.

I Hope I Never Actually Get Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor

I could survive for 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Don't Just Stand There

I have not heard "Bust a Move" in a very long time, and that makes me sad.  Your best friend Larry, has a cousin Barry, in five days from now he's gonna marry.

We are in dangerous territory

So, today is my firm's golf outing, and since I do not golf, (save for
the miniature variety) I have been placed out near one of the holes
with beverages to pass out. Including delicious miller products. snd
opaque cups so that no one can tell what I am drinking. I will be out
here for 4 hours, with nothing else to do but sit and talk to the
groups that come through once every 5 minutes. Anyone reading this
blog knows me well enough to know this has the possibility of being
very dangerous.

For the record, however, I will not be having my first drink until
AFTER I participate in a status conference with a court by phone at
845. I do not want anyone to think they need to write a dear board of
bar examiners letter about me.

The main girl on 90210

The one who is suppose to be 16 and totally hot? Looks more like 61
and is totally fug! It bothers me! And her boyfriend is a fugster too!
What the hell?