Friday at 5 PM

I Heart This Picture

There are so many things to love about this picture. The look on my face that screams "I am mentally challenged, but one of those lovable mentally challenged people they make feel good hallmark movies about", the look on the granny's face behind us that screams "what kind of shenanigans are these hooligans up to", Leslie's perfect placement of the bunny ears despite the difficult angle from which she attacked, and the half lids David is sporting which say "I am drunk first, and Asian second."

What. The. Eff.

I would not risk my entire political career to bump uglies with this Hot Tranny Mess.

Project Runway Questions

Is Blayne trying to act special needs? Cause, seriously, I think he
has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What is up with Jerrel's clothes? Did he survive a bear attack or what?

Can they just eliminate Stella based on her choice of fabric? Cause,
black satin, what. The. Mother. Fuck.

Will Daniel be my new bff? That putt putt joke touched my heart.

Are Jennifer and Leanne the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in
the same frame? !!!

No, people, for real, can we just send Stella home mid-episode?

Could I hate Kenley and her fake ass flower more?

I refuse to believe that blayne does not know Sgt. Pepper. There is no
question here, I just hate blayne with a passion I cannot explain.

Is jerrel making an ascot? Don't get me wrong, I heart a nice ascot,
but not this one.

When did Joe turn into such a fricking baby? And if he's going to be
angry, get angry, stop babbling about paying attention.

Did suede just win back more points with me by saying whackadoodle?
Why yes, he did.

Do you think Stella ever cocks her head and pokes herself with the
stupid effing steel spikes embedded in her collar? I hope so.

Is it just me or does Terri's outfit looks like a bloody growth on her
model's neck?

When did big nasty collars come into style?

How does Stella make it through every time? She made a black outfit.
BLACK. Are you kidding me?

Shut up Jennifer, your outfit is not for the Olympics. Are you serious
with this shit?

Joe, how did such a big whiner make such an awesome outfit?

Is the republic of cocktailland a real place? How do I book a ticket
to get there?

Jerrel, were you aiming for hot mess? Just wondering.

Is this a joke? How did korto win over Joe and Terri? What about a
white pantsuit screams Olympics?

Could I care less about whether Daniel or Jennifer goes home?

Final thoughts: for realsies people, Joe and Terri were the bomb
tonight. I do not get korto. I continue to hate Stella and blayne but
at least blayne doesn't design outfits that make me want to hang
myself with a leather strap. Smell ya later Jennifer, was that your
name?

It's Another Video

In celebration of Pineapple Express opening this week, here is one of my fave videos of all time. "What's your cause, not sniffing jackets?" I don't know why that kills me, but it does.

See more James Franco videos at Funny or Die

Let's Talk About Project Runway

I fear this post is going to be all hate, cause honestly, there is not much about this season that I am excited about right now. Off the top of my head I can name one designer that I really love, Kelli, and even then I can't remember anything she has done since the first challenge. But that dress was so lovely...

Ok, now that I am looking at it again, only the skirt was really lovely, but it was so creative how she did it, and stood out so much considering nearly everyone else used a. fucking. tablecloth. as their material. People, please. I could cut up a tablecloth and sew it back together, ok? Get creative.

Speaking of shit I could do, how in the name of the big guy in the sky is Stella still around. Her outfit in the first challenge was made of trash bags. TRASH BAGS. and it fricking looked like it too! So ugly. I know that weird gaysian dude made an ugly serial killer outfit, but Stella literally made TRASH. ugh, it still infuriates me! and her next two outfits have not been any better. I swear to Christ I almost wet myself when she was in the top the next challenge. Her slutty tied up the side dress made from one solid color fabric was LAME. Oh, and also? It was SLUTTY. Oh, and also? One shoulder dresses are fucking out! Even I know that. I think Tim even said it LAST YEAR on PR. Seriously.








As further evidence, here's here barf-tastic creation from last week. Are you kidding me? I guess she took the "New York at Night" challenge to mean hey, make an outfit for a hooker. How has she not been called out as one-note yet? She's this year's Rami, except instead of making beautiful draped dresses she makes ugly tramp wear. I am sorry this post is coming off as so angry, but I think she's seriously awful. The worst part about it is that she like, acknowledges what a uncreative mess she is and relishes it. She's always going on and on about how she just wants to do leather, "I do leather", "I work with leather". O-fucking-kay. We get it. Have you seen the show before? You don't just get to work with leather the whole time, so get the eff over it, show some skill and do something besides your usual shite.

Moving on, let me just say that Blayne is awfulicious. And barfilicious. And ridiculicious. (I actually like that last one and may start using it.) And don't get me started on Suede. Kari does not like Suede, but Suede built up much love with Kari with his fabulous creation in the second challenge, (which I tried to upload but blogger suddenly got fussy, so just remember how fabulous it was on your own), and so Kari is cutting Suede some slack for the time being. But Suede needs to look into pronouns.

That's all my Project Runway thoughts for the time being. If Stella sticks around much longer I swear I will lose my shit.

Dear blog

Tonight was a hot tranny mess.