Dear Leslie, Meet Me Halfway

across the sky...

Not really. This post is just for you. I should get back into blogging. Especially since they took away Facebook and Twitter at work, so I need to find new ways to waste time. (Don't tell The Big Cheese.) But yes, I agree with you about "I Gotta Feeling". I liked it at first but now it makes me want to punch babies. And I think we can all agree that anyone could write a Black Eyed Peas song. Here's one I am working on... "I like to dance/Dance with me tonight/Shake your sexy body parts/With me tonight/Oh yea, tonight/Mazel Tov and Shalom." What do you think?

All that being said, I really like the new BEP song "Meet Me Halfway." I am shamed, and will probably hate it after every radio station starts playing it 50 times a day. (I also like that it reminds me of the Kenny Loggins song referenced at the beginning of this entry.)

If You Seek Amy

Is the stupidest song in the history of songs. If I could murder a song I would murder that one and not even care about going to hell or whatever happens to people that murder things.

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

what the eff is Fergie talking about in that new re-re Black Eyed Peas song? "I'm 2008 and you're 2000 late"? IT IS 2009! Your song, which was released in 2009, is already dated and stupid and now I hate you even more than I did before you meth face.

Terrifying

This morning the elevator in the parking garage was really crowded, so this one lady was standing pressed up in the corner, facing the wall. I looked at her and immediatly had a flash of the end of The Blair Witch Project which remains the scariest movie I have ever seen in my life and gave me nightmares for weeks and still gives me the shivers to this very day. The creepiest thing was that when a bunch of people got off on the second floor, she stayed in the exact same position until the first floor, she did not move away from being scrunched up in the corner and I almost wet myself and screamed all at the same time.

Dear girl at the gym

I get it, you have a tramp stamp. Congratufuckulations. You don't have
to roll down your sweatpants so everyone can see it. SERIOUSLY.

Question, and the no shit quote of the day

Question: do wilbon and kornheiser even do PTI together anymore? I was
all excited to be at the gym at 430 so I could watch and then wilbon
was absent. Eff it.

The NO SHIT quote of the day: abstinence is "not at all effective." -
Bristol palin. Someone give that young lady a high five. And some
condoms.

You take the good, you take the bad

The good thing about losing weight, is duh, but the bad thing about
losing weight is none of your pants fit and you have to walk to lunch
holding up your waistband so you don't show off your belly to the
weird construction workers outside your building.

Here's how to get pumped on a Friday morn when you have no desire to go to work

Blast Girl Talk's "The Night Ripper" album. I feel like dancing my way downtown.

Testing... 1, 2, 3

Now when I write a blog entry it automatically imports to my facebook. Oh facebook, I wish I knew how to quit you.

So...

I have been watching a lot of spongebob squarepants on this vacay, and
let me tell you something, this show is fricking disturbing! The ep we
are watching now (we're on the way to the bowling alley and I am
sitting in the back seat with London watching on the DVD player) is
about spongebob trying to eat his big pink fat friend and the last one
was about them being in prison! What the? It's London's favorite show
and I am afraid she is going to turn out super warped.