Boxers and briefs

When you go to an all male strip club you do not want to see a
stripper that looks like mclovin.

I Made Another Mixtape

An 80s one, so I can listen to it all week at work to get excited for the party of the year this weekend. Wooooooooooooooooooooo. It starts off with an Eddie triple play. GNARLY.

Check this shit.

Picture Wrap Up of Yesterday

Here is a group shot of us starting off the day. You will notice that Juan and I are totally twinsies, we have the same jersey (although his is blank and mine has Braun on it) and the same Brewers jacket. If we were standing next to each other I bet you couldn't even tell who was who.



Here is a pic of me and Stacey. She told me to get over myself this morning when I was talking about how awesome I look in it, but seriously people, good pictures of me are as rare as Halley's comet, so I have a right to get excited about them. Also, in this pic you can see the grody Steve's on Bluemound bloody mary and my coke nail. Later in the day some random woman told us where we could get actual cocaine. Wisely, we declined to pursue this.


Here is Juan pouring beer from the pitcher into his beer bottle. Random things like this are really exciting when you are drinking at 10 in the morning.






This a new addition to Miller Park this year, a statue of a cow in uniform. So fucking surreal and so fucking awesome.

All in all, a lovely opening day. I ate so much fried food thoughI feel super disgusting this morning. And we are going to a bar this evening to watch the final four games, so more drinking and fried food will be had I am sure AND tomorrow we are going to the Brewers game again. What a weekend.

The end to a long day

I feel barfy.

It is only 9 PM

But I swear it feels like 3 in the morning. Now we we're at juanna's
getting ready to play guitar hero! Word

There is a man passed out on the street

Outside steve's' wtf??? And another man is bleeding profusely from the
nose. I am seriously going to barf. SERIOUSLY

We are leaving

Jason is telling this crazy ass story about some guy peeing in the
corner of the bathroom. I am so confused.

I have the hiccups

In the past 20 minutes we have confronted a cop and an asshole and
have made it out alive. Boo yah

Bill hall just hit another hom run!!!

Awesome

It is now 5-0 brewers

If they lose I will beat people.

It is now 5-0 brewers

If they lose I will beat people.

Here is your guest blogger Stacey

Stay lo here.

So its opening day and its awesome per usual. But there is this guy
two rows in front of us wearindg a mock turtleneck. And he is our age.
This is not normal. But he did put on his sunglasses for Corey hart so
he Isn't bad, just misguided.

Sausage race

For the first sausage race of the the year I am going with hot dog.
Stay tuned for guest blogger...

So weird

So Stacey, Anna and I were speculating about gabe kapler, the new
brewers center fielder, like how old he is, etc. And all of the sudden
this guy in front of us turns around and says "he was on the cover of
men's health and he was ripped." o.k....

I am double fisting

I have a bloody mary in one hand and a bud light in the other. And
it's only the 3rd inning. I am in trouble..

Now we are in the bathroom line

It is so long! Not cool, but there is beer when we are done so I guess it ok.

America, fuck yea!

Bill hall just hit a 2 run homer, oh yes!

Stolen base

Rickie weeks just stole a base, boo yah! I love baseball!

We are in the park

I have 3 brewers towels and 5 magnetic schedules. Ushers should pay
better attention

We are on the bus!

Exciting! I love riding buses with drunk people.

Miller park or bust

Where is the brew crewzer???

It is so nice out today

Baby Jesus is smiling on us!

Words of wisdom

Anna just said, today is a marathon, not a sprint. Woo!!

I just punched Stacey in the face

She pretended she was mad but whatever.

The rolling stones

Right now "miss you" by the rolling stones is playing in Steve's. It
makes me feel crazy.

I am so hot

Seriously, I just looked at a picture Stacey took of me. This is why i'm hot

Food has been ordered!

Steve's is playing er on the TV and it's annoying.

Just got a call from Jason

I miss him! Opening day feels empty and sad without him.

Stacey and I are fighting

She keeps bringing up all these things she claims she told me, but I
don't remember. I was probably totally drunk at the time, shocking.
Anyways, becair we are HLP I will forgive her.

Thank god

Steve's is starting to serve food. I need some grease in my belly to
soak up this alcohol.

Anna did it too!

Anna just poured beer from the pitcher into her bottle too! I love
awesome things and I already feel slightly tipsy, woooooo.

Juan!

Juan just poured beer from the pitcher into his beer bottle! It was
awesome. Picture to be added later.

For my own future reference

I always forget I hate the bloody Marys at Steve's on bluemound, they
taste like pickle juice with a splash of tomato. So gross, but I
always order one and then realize it after I take the first sip.

[in case you have not noticed I will be posting missives all day to
chronicle opening day adventures.]

It's good to have goals

Last year at opening day I got called a see you next Tuesday by two
different people. Let's see if this year I can get into even more
trouble! Boo yah.

Just for Joe

I made a mixtape!

Other people can listen to it as well. It's not perfect at all, I had to download a program to convert my stupid apple ecrypted songs to mp3s and got kind of sick of that after awhile so ending up not selecting the 12 best songs I am really into at this moment but rather 12 songs that I could live with putting on a mixtape right at this moment. Whatever.

really random "it's 11 at night and I want to go to bed" thoughts about the songs... follow along as you listen! i went for a sort of block format, it starts off electronic/dance-y, moves into retro, and ends up slower.
1. christine plays this at spin class and it makes me move my feet. i love the stuttering part, c-c-c-cold.
2. i have never had heroin or cocaine in my veins, but i still dig this song.
3. every time i hear this song i am like, yea, he's got love for me, and then i remember i was not born in the 80s.
4. one of my top 5 all time fave songs.
5. heard it once on six feet under and have loved it ever since.
6. i love the tambourine. if i had a band every song would have tambourine in it.
7. i want my two dollars!
8. she opened for new pornographers when i saw them last fall. i don't really understand what she is saying but i sort of half sing/half hum along.
9. a voice like thom yorke, piano like tori amos. nice.
10. just beautiful. the last verse kills me.
11. a song to fall asleep to.