Soon I Will Be Clutching My Stapler in the Basement

I am mad cause I forgot to bring a highlighter with me to work today. Why, I am sure you are thinking, would I need to bring a highlighter to work with me? Well the answer is that the highlighter I had to literally steal off someone's desk in order to do my job is running out. And they are office supply Nazis here. Yes, I could just go and ask for a highlighter from the receptionist and I would get one, but you know what? I am a grown ass woman and I don't want to ask people to dole out staples, printer paper, highlighters to me. I just want to have access to them without having to ask mommy for them. So I planned on bringing one of the many highlighters I have left over from my days at Sensenbrenner High but I forgot. I will make this highlighter last me through the day if it is the last thing I do on this earth.