I Had A Dream I Started a Blog

This is the first of my many blogs on myspace. I like them, they funny.

So I decided to go ahead and make an entry on this one, since myspace is apparantly taking over the world and I am afraid if I don't blog on myspace the robot clowns will come for me first.

The first thing I would like to note in my blog is that when I went to type "I Had a Dream..." in the subject line above, my autofill wanted the subject of this blog to be "I hate Oliver." I do not know anyone named Oliver, honestly, nor do I recall hating a fictional character named Oliver enough to type that as a subject line to a blog I have never kept before. It's strange people, that's all I'm saying. If your name is Oliver, I guess I hate you, and you should stop reading this blog right now.

The second thing I would like to note in my blog is that I am disappointed that Morgan Spurlock did not get shanked and/or ass raped in last night's episode of 30 Days. There's an ass rape is not as bad as 30 days of Big Macs joke in there somewhere, but I just can't get at it. Write your own.

The third, and final for the moment, thing I would like to note in my blog is that Stella Artois beer is not only delicious, but sounds like the name of a decripted (how the fuck do you spell that?) old French stripper. When choosing my alcohol, making me think of an old French whore is tops on the list.