Do You Like Books?

Cause I do. And when I was younger I loved books more than most things in life. Seriously. I have no idea how I ever got addicted to TV, cause I used to choose books over TV every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Anyway, if you like books, you should consider passing that love on to kids in need through this awesome charity drive known as the Dewey Donation System. I know, who knew I had a heart? But I do, and the Dewey Donation program is one of my favorite things of the year. If you can go read the story linked above of how Dewey started and all the good it has done over the years and not want to donate then you have a cold, dead heart. (Just kidding, but seriously, come on.)

I Know I am Going Straight to Hell

Dudes! Because I sat around my apartment all day yesterday and did nothing but watch all the shows I had saved on my DVR, I eventually ran out of saved shows and was forced to watch actual live tv later in the evening. At one point, I was watching some Oscar moment countdown thingee on VH1 and putting the tv on mute during the commericals so I could read this great book I got from the library, "God Save the Fan." Ok, so at one point, I looked up, and suddenly was confronted with the image at 0:16 in the above clip. Needless to say, I thought to myself, what.the.ever.loving.fuck is going on, and thank god for DVR, rewound it so I could watch the whole commercial and confirm the baby was not, in fact, trying to hump his teddy bear. Well, kids, after several more viewings, I am not convinced. They are trying to pass this off as an innocent playtime activity, like what kid hasn't randomly tackled a stuffed animal and started randomly "wrestling" it? And by wrestling I mean totally dry humping. I'm onto you Luvs diapers, you're not actually trying to sell these diapers to families, this is just a coded message to that strange segment of the population that has managed to combine a diaper fetish with their furry activities, RIGHT?

Edited to add: Also, how annoying is it that they have taken "All You Need is Love" and used it as a jingle for Luvs. Gross.

Barf

Britney Spears has the exact same phone as me! This makes me want to throw it in the toilet.

Do it for Riggins