Feel the Love in the Room From the Floor to the Ceiling!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

We've been waiting all year for this night
And the snow is glistening on the trees outside

And all the stockings are hung by the firseide
Waiting for Santa to arrive
And all the love will show
'Cause everybody knows
It's Christmastime and
All the kids will see
The gifts under the tree
It's the best time of the year for the family

It's a wonderful feeling
Feel the love in the room
From the floor to the ceiling
It's that time of year
Christmastime is here
And with the blessings from above
God sends you his love
And everybody's okay

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

Bells are ringing
It's time to scream and shout (scream and shout)
And everybody's playing cause school's out
Celebrating this special time we share
Happiness cause love is in the air

And all the love will show
'Cause everybody knows
It's Christmastime and
All the kids will see
The gifts under the tree
It's the best time of the year for the family
It's a wonderful feeling
Feel the love in the room
From the floor to the ceiling
It's that time of year
Christmastime is here
And with the blessings from above

God sends you his love
And everything's okay

No matter what your holiday
It's a time to celebrate
And put your worries aside (worries aside)
And open up your mind (open up your mind)
See the world right by your side

It's Christmastime

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

15 Word Movie Review: The Guardian

Shut up Kevin, shut up Ashton, shut up asshole guard from Shawshank, shut up movie.

Hey Altoids, I Think You Should Reconsider Your New Tag Line

"Put your tongue in its place." Really? This sounded like a good ad line to you Altoids? Cause while I am sure you want me to think you are saying put my tongue in its place - meaning my tongue's place, it actually makes me think you are saying put my tongue in its place - like some random person, place, or thing's place. And that, my dear friend Altoids, is grody.

Dear Neighbor

I don't know what your problem is, but I am pretty sick of you coming home late at night and throwing what sounds like bowling balls around in your apt. As I am sure you are aware, the wall we share is pretty thin. I mean, when you are talking on the phone and I can hear your entire side of the conversation and sometimes part of what your phone companion is saying, THAT MEANS OUR COMMON WALL IS THINNER THAN NICOLE RICHIE'S FOREARM. So, seriously, get a shred of common decency and stop throwing your shit around when you get home. I mean, what are you even doing??? Really. I am dying to know. Cause it sounds crazy. Do you have a small monkey in there who is so excited to see you when you come home that he runs around and knocks shit over? What is it???? Anyways, hopefully you noticed this morning when I got up at 630 that I threw my shoes at your wall four or five times. Was that behavior childish and petty - certainly. Passive/agressive - sure. Satisfyingly vengeful - HELL YEA. Deal with it biznatch.

Unnecessary Product of the Week and Why Justin Timberlake is My New Boyfriend

So, you can get Red Bull in a 12-oz. can now. People, this is UNNECESSARY. Now, I have not partaken of crack (yet! *crosses fingers*) but 8.3 oz. of Red Bull must be just like it, cause it makes me feel like I could run through a wall, Kool Aid Man style. I do not want to know what 12-oz. will do to me. It's actually a shame this didn't come out a couple months ago, cause they needed 12 oz. cans of Red Bull at Mel's. I had many a Vodka-Red Bull at Mel's over the years (well, actually, probably only 3 or 4 since that place was Nasty with a capital N) and those things were effing strong. I specifically remember at Leslie's bachelorette party when they poured a pint glass full of vodka and then sort of floated some Red Bull on the top. A 12 oz. can would have come in handy that night to water that down, but now that Mel's is no more I just don't see the need for more than the current tiny little can of liquid crack. Plus it's so cute, it looks like a little baby drink next to the big cans of soda and whatnot. I will be sticking with the small size Red Bull, be grateful.

In other news, the new Justin Timberlake cd is fucking killer. I just thought about that sentence for awhile, trying to think of a way to convey entirely and totally awesome this cd is without using the f-word, but I couldn't. The f-word fits, cause this cd is fucking killer. Last year when Anna, Stacey, Leslie, and I made up our fantasy date lists (you come up with 14 guys you would want to date and assign two to each day of the week, one as primary, one as alternate) someone (Leslie I think???) had JT on their list and I must admit at the time I was like, whatevs. I mean, he just hasn't really done it for me in the past. I have to say though, that after hearing this new cd I am a member of the Church of JT and want him to practice all his futuresex/lovesounds on me and molest me in the confessional. Track 6 is a bombtastic song called "What Goes Around…" This morning on the way to work I listened to it three times in a row and then three more times I just rewound to the 5:30 mark when he starts this awesome interlude (that includes some sweet Timbaland background vocals) by saying "Let me paint this picture for you baby." And paint a picture he does. And that picture is so hot the colors are dripping off the canvas. That last line was really stupid, but JT robs me of my power of eloquent speech, ok? I have accepted this.

15 Word Movie Review: American Dreamz

This movie reached new levelz of suckitude... but I would still totally do Hugh Grant.