Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I Am on Team Pam

If you are on Team Karen you have a cold, dead heart. Please let me know so I can delete you from my friends, egg your house, and notify the proper authorities.

In other news, has anyone else seen those awesome new anti-drug commericals? There's this young dude, and this younger dude. And young dude says to the younger dude, in this totally evil voice of course, "Hey, want to smoke some weed?" Younger dude is all "I don't smoke weed, I smoke clowns like you on the bball court." HOW EFFING AWESOME IS THAT? Then there is this totally insane M. Night Shymalan twist where it turns out young dude was actually trying to teach younger dude "cool" ways to refuse drugs, and they both have an endearing chuckle over how "lame" younger dude's response was. But I think it's awesome, and it is totally my new comeback to everything. Hey Kari, want to go see a movie? Hell no, I don't smoke movies, I smoke clowns like you on the bball court.

In summation, if you are on Team Karen I will smoke you like the clown you are on the bball court.

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