Monday, February 18, 2008

I Know I am Going Straight to Hell



Dudes! Because I sat around my apartment all day yesterday and did nothing but watch all the shows I had saved on my DVR, I eventually ran out of saved shows and was forced to watch actual live tv later in the evening. At one point, I was watching some Oscar moment countdown thingee on VH1 and putting the tv on mute during the commericals so I could read this great book I got from the library, "God Save the Fan." Ok, so at one point, I looked up, and suddenly was confronted with the image at 0:16 in the above clip. Needless to say, I thought to myself, what.the.ever.loving.fuck is going on, and thank god for DVR, rewound it so I could watch the whole commercial and confirm the baby was not, in fact, trying to hump his teddy bear. Well, kids, after several more viewings, I am not convinced. They are trying to pass this off as an innocent playtime activity, like what kid hasn't randomly tackled a stuffed animal and started randomly "wrestling" it? And by wrestling I mean totally dry humping. I'm onto you Luvs diapers, you're not actually trying to sell these diapers to families, this is just a coded message to that strange segment of the population that has managed to combine a diaper fetish with their furry activities, RIGHT?

Edited to add: Also, how annoying is it that they have taken "All You Need is Love" and used it as a jingle for Luvs. Gross.

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