Let's Talk About Project Runway

I fear this post is going to be all hate, cause honestly, there is not much about this season that I am excited about right now. Off the top of my head I can name one designer that I really love, Kelli, and even then I can't remember anything she has done since the first challenge. But that dress was so lovely...

Ok, now that I am looking at it again, only the skirt was really lovely, but it was so creative how she did it, and stood out so much considering nearly everyone else used a. fucking. tablecloth. as their material. People, please. I could cut up a tablecloth and sew it back together, ok? Get creative.

Speaking of shit I could do, how in the name of the big guy in the sky is Stella still around. Her outfit in the first challenge was made of trash bags. TRASH BAGS. and it fricking looked like it too! So ugly. I know that weird gaysian dude made an ugly serial killer outfit, but Stella literally made TRASH. ugh, it still infuriates me! and her next two outfits have not been any better. I swear to Christ I almost wet myself when she was in the top the next challenge. Her slutty tied up the side dress made from one solid color fabric was LAME. Oh, and also? It was SLUTTY. Oh, and also? One shoulder dresses are fucking out! Even I know that. I think Tim even said it LAST YEAR on PR. Seriously.








As further evidence, here's here barf-tastic creation from last week. Are you kidding me? I guess she took the "New York at Night" challenge to mean hey, make an outfit for a hooker. How has she not been called out as one-note yet? She's this year's Rami, except instead of making beautiful draped dresses she makes ugly tramp wear. I am sorry this post is coming off as so angry, but I think she's seriously awful. The worst part about it is that she like, acknowledges what a uncreative mess she is and relishes it. She's always going on and on about how she just wants to do leather, "I do leather", "I work with leather". O-fucking-kay. We get it. Have you seen the show before? You don't just get to work with leather the whole time, so get the eff over it, show some skill and do something besides your usual shite.

Moving on, let me just say that Blayne is awfulicious. And barfilicious. And ridiculicious. (I actually like that last one and may start using it.) And don't get me started on Suede. Kari does not like Suede, but Suede built up much love with Kari with his fabulous creation in the second challenge, (which I tried to upload but blogger suddenly got fussy, so just remember how fabulous it was on your own), and so Kari is cutting Suede some slack for the time being. But Suede needs to look into pronouns.

That's all my Project Runway thoughts for the time being. If Stella sticks around much longer I swear I will lose my shit.